Post a lie about the poster above.

[PaulB]

Toshiba Boy is 11th in line to the throne.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

PaulB found his 15 minutes of fame as a naked turbo trainer cyclist on the "spare plinth" in Trafalgar Square

 

[Hover Fly]

/ shoots Jehova's Witnesses when they call.

 

[Cubist]

Hover Fly dwells in a different dimension, but nips over into this one to post on CC and stock up on custard creams

 

[TVC]

Cubist is the one who stole all the VW badges during the early 90s.

 

[TheDoctor]

TVC is my mum.

 

[TVC]

And you have to finish your homework before you play on the internet...I won't tell you again.

 

[Mortiroloboy]

The Velvet Curtain is actually...A Bamboo Venetian Blind.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

M'Boy is allergic to sand...family holidays when he was a kid, involved his mum wrapping him head to toe in cling film (with a straw to breath through), so at least he could "play on the beach like all the other children"

 

[andrew-the-tortoise]

Toshiba Boy buys the Daily Mail, for the sole reason of drawing droopy mustaches on Amanda Platells face [in black felt tip].

 

[Cubist]

Andrew the Tortoise is the new voice of Gardeners' Question Time

 

[swee'pea99]

Cubist's colleagues can always tell when he's watched one of his extensive collection of spaghetti western vids last night, because he does what he imagines is a Clint swagger all day. It actually looks more like a bad case of constipation, but everyone is very kind and doesn't say so.

 

[andrew-the-tortoise]

Sp99 likes to spend a Sunday afternoon doing this.[But without pads or helmet 'cos they is for ammeters]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

andrew-the-tortoise chooses a different Premiership football team to support each week, saying it makes it more interesting, although the replica shirts make it somewhat expensive

 

[Cubist]

Toshiba Boy arranges his skittles first in colour order, then in alphabetical order, but has to name them all first.