Post a lie about the poster above.

[TheDoctor]

I have an uneasy feeling that Cubist is underneath my bed...

 

[swee'pea99]

TheDoctor is actually a Doctor. Of Scientology, which means he's absolutely BONKERS!

 

[Toshiba Boy]

SP99 still loves to climb trees, but is completely unable to climb back down due to various cycling related injuries. The local Fire Service is close to taking him to court for the countless rescue call outs.

 

[accountantpete]

Toshy carries a T-Square with him when shopping at Sainsbury's to make sure the "Next Customer" plastic sign is at perfect right angles to the track of the conveyor and often flies into a rage when he notices another customer lazily placing their sign at an unorthodox angle.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

acountantpete refuses to believe all the negative medical advice about how it's bad for your feet/ankles to wear high heels, "no bloody do gooder doctor going to tell me what to wear on me Friday and Saturday nights"......although he acknowledges that they do make pulling up on his pedals difficult

 

[TVC]

Small childrem are now banned from touching Toshiba Boy in case they contract E.Coli.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

TVC was the original inspiration for the C3PO character

 

[Speicher]

Toshiba Boy is often mistaken for a girl. This is partly why he chose his forum name.
When he is described as a girl, he replied, "Utter Tosh! I be a boy".

 

[Archie_tect]

Speicher returns regularly to the spot where her mirror cracked in September 2002... her luck's got to change soon.

 

[TheDoctor]

Archie tect buys marmite every week, despite not actually liking it.

 

[Archie_tect]

....can I just point out that The Doctor prescribed it... for the good it does I may as well eat the stuff!

 

[accountantpete]

Archie cleans his windows with Germolene and soothes his cuts and grazes with Windolene.

 

[Archie_tect]

Archie cleans his windows with Germolene and soothes his cuts and grazes with Windolene.

I see AP is on The Doctor's list too...

 

[swee'pea99]

Archie tect knows 21 ways to cook an egg.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

SP99 was invited to a Buckingham Palace garden party, but was politely thrown out by 2 footmen, the Keeper of the Queen's Swans and Black Rod himself, for wearing "improper lycra pantaloons, likely to cause Royal awkwardness"