Post a lie about the poster above.

[Toshiba Boy]

Alan Frame can still fit into his Junior school uniform, and often does

 

[Archie_tect]

Sicks mumfs ago TB cudnt spell eggzekutiv... now he is wun.

 

[TheDoctor]

Archi tect can't spell either - he's actually an arthropod.

 

[Alan Frame]

If TheDoctor had major brain surgery [Heaven forbid], it would be a minor operation.

 

[accountantpete]

Framey came from a broken home .... he broke it!

(apologies to sid snot)

 

[Archie_tect]

AF has a PhD in the Third Way... which just goes to show how much knowledge is imbued in the teachings of Nagharaja Paul Edwards of 47 Tywyn Drive, Cardiff.

 

[Alan Frame]

Archie tect sleeps on a bed of nails.

He really is a silly fakir.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Due to a "certain event when he was younger" Alan Frame only ever walks on the left hand side of the street, unless it's particularly windy, then he doesn't care

 

[swee'pea99]

Toshiba Boy likes liquorice allsorts...apart from the liquorice. He has to laboriously dismantle every last sweetie to get rid of the black bits, generally while muttering 'I don't know why I bother, really I don't.'

 

[Cubist]

If you squint down a toilet roll tube at swee'pea99 and tilt your head through 45 degrees, he looks a bit like an image of the virgin handpainted on a pile of dirty washing.

 

[Aperitif]

If Cubist was playing cards with a pack that had pictures of female deer printed on the back he would be petrified...a doe deck? ah, he'd run...



sorry.

 

[Dayvo]

Aperitif went on a school day-trip to France as a youngster and was force-fed wine, pernod and croissants.

He vowed never to go back and he's been true to his word.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Dayvo is adamant, to this very day, that he has never, ever farted....

 

[swee'pea99]

Toshiba Boy has gerbils. One a day, grilled, on toast.

 

[Archie_tect]

[quote name='swee'pea99']Toshiba Boy has gerbils....[/QUOTE]

SP99 is aware from personal experience that you can get ointment for them... he uses Marmite thinly spread.