Post a lie about the poster above.

[swee'pea99]

Aperitif is actually a droll and typically self-deprecating reference to Aperitif's dental difficulties

 

[Aperitif]

swee'pea is actually a droll and typically self-deprecating reference to swee'pea's micturating difficulties...

 

[Alan Frame]

Ignorance is bliss.

Aperitif is ecstatic.

 

[Archie_tect]

Alan Frame has released an iPhone App which sets people up for crimes they did not commit...

 

[TheDoctor]

...who'll then escape from a maximum security stockade and escape to the L A Underground. Today they live on the Circle Line.

 

[swee'pea99]

TheDoctor is actually a vet but he tells people he's a doctor because he doesn't want ladies to think he spends much of his time (as he does) with his hand thrust up cows' bottoms.
Damn! Uncle Mort wears pink jim-jams. So there!

 

[Archie_tect]

SP99's froggie doesn't look a bit like the back of a Renault Modus.

 

[TVC]

User76 places banana skins around the entrances to old folks homes in a fruitless effort to create a classic comedy moment.

 

[swee'pea99]

When he's away on business, TVC targets lone women in hotel bars and asks them if they want to come up to his room to see his etchings. And once he's got them upstairs, he shows them his etchings.

 

[TVC]

Sweepea has spent years trying to cultivate rude shaped vegetables. Sadly though, none of his family has the heart to tell him that 'That's Life' was cancelled years ago.

 

[Dayvo]

TVC still wears the X-ray specs he got with the Bazooker Joe bubblegum, fully believing that they will work one day!

 

[swee'pea99]

TVC Dayvo started shaving when he was eight, and if you think that's weird, it was the soles of his feet he had to shave.

 

[TVC]

User76 and Dayvo have a secret code that allows them to keep their relationship hidden.

 

[accountantpete]

Uncle M is Belgium's most famous Shot Clog.

 

[Speicher]

Accountantpete has a cousin called Deviantdave.