Post a lie about the poster above.

[Archie_tect]

AP enjoys shov'ha'penny in his local the "Grinning Pixie". So far he has won 17 pounds, 4 shillings and eightpence 'n three farthings.... his last game with Penny Forrester's dog was a tie.

 

[Archie_tect]

...User76 discovered this when drilling for oil from his first floor flat.

 

[swee'pea99]

Archie tect believes he can defeat speed cameras using his 'amazing psychic powers'. So successful has this proved that he is a wanted man in 23 counties and three countries on the Continent.

 

[Archie_tect]

[quote name='swee'pea99']Archie tect believes he can defeat speed cameras using his 'amazing psychic powers'. So successful has this proved that he is a wanted man in 23 counties and three countries on the Continent.[/QUOTE]

...which is odd as he doesn't own a car...

 

[swee'pea99]

Odd? Odd? He has pancakes for breakfast every Sunday. Now that's what I call odd.

 

[Archie_tect]

what I call odd.

...only if you eat them.

 

[Archie_tect]

SP99 has high blood pressure due to squeezing into tight lycra of a morning.

 

[Archie_tect]

User76 has been watching The Borrowers video he keeps hidden in the Scullery.
Ah, good, time to sneak some breakfast, SP's drilling again....

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Archie_Tect was the inspiration for Bagpuss

 

[Archie_tect]

TB is Flipper... a name he acquired working in the Little Chef, at Gordano Services, on the beef pattie griddle during the summer of 2006. He could flick a half pounder clean over the sluice bucket....eventually.

 

[TVC]

Archie still insists on wearing a cummerbund, even to the most informal of occasions. Nothing else, just a cummerbund.

 

[Archie_tect]

TVC's pin number is ****.

 

[Dayvo]

Archie_tect worked as a labourer as a youngster but was banned from the building site cos his rendition of Jazz´s ´The Only Way Is Up`was too much for the neighbours to bear.

Plus that he was singing it on the roof totally naked apart from wearing his new pair of Doc Martin dealer boots; ox blood colour, they were!

 

[Archie_tect]

....Dayvo had patent leather ones which clashed beautifully with his organza and taffetta gown, cut on the bias obviously.

 

[Speicher]

Archie likes to draw buildings. But currently he struggles with colouring by numbers.