Post a lie about the poster above.

[accountantpete]

Framey- a staunch Labour Party supporter - has learned to love Peter Mandelson.

 

[Speicher]

Accountantpete is very keen on sailing and using old-fashioned instruments while on his boat. He knew, somehow, that "Sextant" would not be a good choice for his forum name.

 

[Jane Smart]

Speicher knows how to use big words like "sextant" and didn't have to google it at all and is also not jealous of my and Joes relationship

 

[Speicher]

Jane Smart has read and understood the parameters of this thread. She fully understands that it is supposed to be lies!

 

[accountantpete]

Jane thinks that Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch is a really really big word.

 

[Jane Smart]

accountapete is quick at replying to posts

 

[accountantpete]

accountapete is quick at replying to posts

You try posting llan etc etc in under 2 minutes!

 

[Jane Smart]

You try posting llan etc etc in under 2 minutes!

is not really an accountant, he cannot add to save his life and cannot spell at all. He does not use big words either

 

[Hover Fly]

Smartypants Jane has a huge plastic spider fixed to the front of her house.

 

[Jane Smart]

and would not like to trap hoverfly in the web

 

[Bollo]

Due to a massive overdose of botox, JS is only able to communicate by blinking her right eye.

What's that Jane?
Blink..... Blink....Blink, Blink.....Blink..

You want to do what to my whatsit?!!!

 

[swee'pea99]

Bollo has a gold Blue Peter badge, which he bought off ebay for £87.95. But he's haunted by the suspicion that it might be a fake.

 

[Cubist]

User76 caused havoc at the annual charity pantomime for the paranoid shizophrenic support group by calling out "Behind you!"

 

[Alan Frame]

Due an unfortunate incident when he rode into the canal, Cubist had his replacement bike built by Cammell Laird.

 

[Archie_tect]

Alan Frame is one of five minute takers at the Narcophiliacs AGM....