Post a lie about the poster above.

[TVC]

Dan bo is training hard to get the record back, in fact he is now living on cheap lemonade and Space Dust.

 

[Speicher]

The Velvet Curtain is staying in and eating fish and chips tonight.

 

[swee'pea99]

Speicher's leaving the house
for a vole or a


(wait for it, wait for it......)




small furry mammal of some other kind

 

[Dayvo]

SP needs glasses; unfortunately he kneads them most when he´s making bread!

 

[Archie_tect]

SP is often seen outside practising his cello... he has applied to join the West Bromwich and District All Stars Marching Band.

 

[swee'pea99]

Archie tect knows that isn't true because he is the West Bromwich and District All Stars Marching Band. It's kind of small, for a band.

 

[Angelfishsolo]

swee'pea99 is actually a recruitment officer for WB and D all Stars Marching Band but doesn't like to talk about it.

 

[Speicher]

Angelfishsolo has just returned from a round the world cruise.

 

[Dayvo]

Speicher has just returned from around the town shopping-spree.

 

[Speicher]

Dayvo knows how much I loathe shopping.

 

[Angelfishsolo]

Speicher knows how much my cruise cost as Speicher paid for me to go

 

[Speicher]

Angelfishsolo struggled on board ship with one particular aspect of the etiquette. He was unable to dunk his biscuits in his tea.

 

[Cubist]

On Speicher's last cruise she was invited to dine on the captain's table but replied "F*ck right off, I'm not eating with the f*cking crew!"

 

[Angelfishsolo]

The U key on Cubists keyboard intermittently generates an * instead of a u

 

[Cubist]

*ng*lf*shs*l* d**sn't r**l*ze *t s*m*t*m*s h*pp*ns w*th *ll th* v*w*ls
A** *o*e*i*e* **e *o**o*a***