Post a lie about the poster above.

[swee'pea99]

Angelfishsolo is a pussycat (and yes, the liner was pea-green.)

 

[Dayvo]

User76 only drinks beer on days beginning with ´T´!

Today and Tomorrow.

 

[Cheddar George]

Doctor Who fans credit Dayvo with being the fifth Doctor after he played him in an obscure pilot episode for norwegian radio.

 

[Archie_tect]

Cheddar George can only turn left due to a default on his internal gyro guidance system... as a consequence his holiday in France was spent on the N16 roundabout leaving Calais Docks.

 

[Dayvo]

It was only until recently that Archie tect discovered that ´Adrian Wall wasn´t in fact an unknown resident of northern England.

 

[Archie_tect]

Ha! Dayvo thinks I don't know Adrian is the heir to his father's sausage empire.

 

[Dayvo]

Archie tect happily eats sausages, blissfully unaware of what goes into them.

 

[Speicher]

Dayvo happily eats Vegetarian sausages, on the presumption that they are made of vegetarians.

 

[Archie_tect]

Dayvo worked for many years in ASDA's sausage filling department where he was in charge of the daily deliveries from Buxom Bella's Hair'n'Nail Emporium and the Rotherham branch of The Master Tripe Wanglers' Society.

 

[Alan Frame]

Speicher's record cross Channel swim was attributed to wind assistance generated by consumption of said sausages.

 

[Archie_tect]

AF once had a near death experience when his handlebars were caught in the wingmirror of the 9:47 National Express from Manchester Picadilly. His trip computer recorded the fastest ride of the year averaging 123.35kph, a maximum speed of 146,88kph and a total distance of 1248 km to Fredrickshavn.

 

[swee'pea99]

Archie tect owns 1208 cacti. Fortunately they don't need watering very often.

 

[Archie_tect]

Pedalling over Hartside Pass at 1708 feet above sea level, SP99 thought he'd made it, though how he got the pedallo there in the first place baffled the Coastguard.

 

[TVC]

Archie was the only person in the world affected by the Y2K bug, it brought him out in a nasty rash.

 

[Angelfishsolo]

TVC was in fact the architect of the Y2K bug and is most upset that more people were not affected