Post a lie about the poster above.

[swee'pea99]

TBM once wrote to The Queen asking if she had any racing tips, but unfortunately the letter was intercepted by Phil the Greek, who wrote back telling him to eff off and stop bothering the missus.

 

[Archie_tect]

SP99 has the record for the greatest number of people capable of balancing on a bike. He doesn't know what it is, as it plays at 45 rpm.

 

[TVC]

Archie is too tight to buy carpet for his house so he makes his family walk round with Axminster samples taped to their feet.

 

[Archie_tect]

Hey, TVC ...that's just brilliant. *wanders into garage with masking tape...*

 

[Dayvo]

Archie tect is too tight to buy flooring for his house so he makes his family walk round with lengths of timber nailed to their feet so they don't fall between the joists.

 

[TVC]

Dayvo is too tight to buy a proper air ticket to Australia, and has opted to to fly via Tashkent with Uzbek Airways - in the goat pens.

 

[TheDoctor]

TVC is translating 'War and Peace' back into Russian.

 

[andrew-the-tortoise]

TheDoctor is no ordinary timelord; but is a photoshop wizard specializing creating British versions of American logos.

Also has two appendices as well as hearts.

 

[Alan Frame]

Wanting to know the weight of his new bike, ATT climbed onto the bathroom scales with it.

He now proudly boasts that his Cervelo weighs in at a very svelte 19 stone 4 lbs.

 

[swee'pea99]

Alan Frame denies fancying Christine Hamilton, but whenever he sees her on the tv he stands to attention.... if you get my drift.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

SP99 has an ASBO for going into the local library every Thursday at 2.37pm, in full cycling kit, and singing "She'll be coming round the mountain"...VERY LOUDLY

 

[Dayvo]

Toshiba Boy is only 11 years old.

 

[accountantpete]

Toshy owes the local library £327 in overdue fines but is reluctant to settle the debt as the nice girl on the counter would notice that they all relate to Mills & Boon paperbacks.

 

[Speicher]

Accountantpete has an abacus, but he does not know how it is supposed to help with his spelling.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Toshy owes the local library £327 in overdue fines but is reluctant to settle the debt as the nice girl on the counter would notice that they all relate to Mills & Boon paperbacks.

How the hell did you know that

Accountantpete is actually a love child from an elicit rumble in the bushes between Dayvo and an "unamed" French rider, at the half way stage of a late 1980's Sportive ride in East Anglia