Post a lie about the poster above.

[swee'pea99]

Toshiba Boy 'plays' regularly on one from his virtually inexhaustible supply of kazoos, bought at a car-boot sale. Imagine how popular he is with the neighbours.

 

[accountantpete]

On cold morning runs Swee'pea attempts to liven up proceedings by initiating a Chorus of "We're Riding Along On The Crest Of A Wave" amongst his fellow riders- although to the pedestrians they pass by this does seem slightly odd.

 

[Dayvo]

Due to his OCD, AP doesn't like riding on the paths because it is impossible not to ride over the edges of the pavement. Otherwise, he'd have absolutely no compunction in doing it, whatsoever.

 

[Archie_tect]

Mainly because AP sneakily cycles along at the back singing, "We're writing a Song on the Chest of a Slave..."

 

[swee'pea99]

I wouldn't say archie tect likes plays on words, but according to his missus sometimes he's just a pun in the ass

 

[Archie_tect]

[quote name='swee'pea99']I wouldn't say archie tect likes plays on words, but according to his missus sometimes he's just a pun in the ass[/QUOTE]

....just sometimes?

SP99 knows my wife... *note to self: edit this later.*

 

[accountantpete]

Archie is a member of the Tea With Informal Talk & Speculation discussion group or TWITS as they like to be called.

 

[Archie_tect]

Thankfully AP has a comfortingly limited vocabulary of words beginning with 'A'.

 

[Dayvo]

Archie tect has the unfortunate habit of opening packets of Bourbon biscuits, pulling them apart and scraping the chocolate filling off with his teeth, before putting them back together, sealing the packet and putting them back on the shelf.

Unfortunately he is banned from every high street supermarket in the country and thus relies on giving blood four times a day to enable him to get his chocolate topping fix whilst recovering in the tea room afterwards.

 

[accountantpete]

Dayvo blames his neck strain on an incorrectly fitting bike - but his Newsagent knows the true reason...

 

[threebikesmcginty]

ACP still can't resist doing the Harry Worth shop window trick....every feckin' day!

 

[Cubist]

3BM's rendition of Ivor Biggun's "I've farted" got him banned from ever performing at the Harvest Festival again.

 

[accountantpete]

ACP this afternoon!

 

[threebikesmcginty]

That's you that is!

 

[Perfect Virgo]

3BM and AP, behave you two!

Cubist moves in mysterious straight-edged circles.