threebikesmcginty
Corn Fed Hick...
- Location
- ...on the slake
Aperitif bought a snooker table so he could play it at home. The only thing that's stopping him is he hasn't got the balls to do it.
Post a lie about the poster above.
- Thread starter Mr Pig
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- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
Three bikes Mcginty is wrong about that, the balls are in his pockets.
accountantpete
OAP
Speicher wont play snooker as she's heard that there's a big spider under the table.
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
ACP has seen me play snooker, and knows that sometimes I need a very long spider with the extension. He also reminds me of the rule about keeping one leg on the floor. 
- Location
- The TerrorVortex
Speicher is very fond of spiders, and frequently has them for lunch.
Dayvo
just passin' through
- Location
- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
The Doc is very keen on snooker; he particularly likes the long rest.
threebikesmcginty
Corn Fed Hick...
- Location
- ...on the slake
Dayvo is Snooker Loopy, nuts is he.
His favourite Chas 'n' Dave lines are as follows as it reminds him of himself!
'Now old Willy Thorne his hair's all gone
And his mates all take the rise
His opponent said cover up his head
Cos it's shining in my eyes'
His favourite Chas 'n' Dave lines are as follows as it reminds him of himself!
'Now old Willy Thorne his hair's all gone
And his mates all take the rise
His opponent said cover up his head
Cos it's shining in my eyes'
Archie_tect
De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
- Location
- Northumberland
TBMcG has stopped the game... the ball's in his court.
accountantpete
OAP
PaulB is trying to summon up enough courage to ask Pepe Reina if he could please have his beachball back.
threebikesmcginty
Corn Fed Hick...
- Location
- ...on the slake
ACP writes management speak for multinational conglomerate corporations - he ramped up and went 3D years ago.
accountantpete said:
accountantpete isn't quite as boring as most accountants. (And it wasn't mine but the lad who threw it was standing just in front of us. And it wasn't his ball either, just one that someone had brought and started lobbing around. I believe his Happy Scall mates gave him a hard time on the bus on the way home too).
Toshiba Boy
N+1er
- Location
- By the beach, West Zummerzet
25 years ago, PaulB decided to handcraft the world's largest wooden chess set, each piece individually carved from a mature oak tree.
Quarter of a century on, he has half completed one Bishop. He's now thinking it may not be completed for Christmas.
Quarter of a century on, he has half completed one Bishop. He's now thinking it may not be completed for Christmas.
Archie_tect
De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
- Location
- Northumberland
TB keeps 83 hamsters in separate cages.
They enjoy running in their wheels, so last Thursday he connected the wheels up to dynamos and now saves money on electricity between 01:15 and 05:30 hours.
Though he's disappointed in the quality of television programmes in the early hours, he perseveres.
They enjoy running in their wheels, so last Thursday he connected the wheels up to dynamos and now saves money on electricity between 01:15 and 05:30 hours.
Though he's disappointed in the quality of television programmes in the early hours, he perseveres.
Dayvo
just passin' through
- Location
- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
AT likes to think he invented the mobile telephone!
He and a friend, at an interval of 20 yards, used to walk around shopping centres talking as they went, each holding an empty yoghurt pot to their ear or mouth, with a taut piece of string 'connecting' them!
He and a friend, at an interval of 20 yards, used to walk around shopping centres talking as they went, each holding an empty yoghurt pot to their ear or mouth, with a taut piece of string 'connecting' them!
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