Archie_tect
De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
- Location
- Northumberland
*bean tins! -max. range limited by length [and sag, due to weight] of string*
Heinz- Dayvo' favourite.
Heinz- Dayvo' favourite.
Post a lie about the poster above.
- Thread starter Mr Pig
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Cubist
Still wavin'
- Location
- Ovver 'thill
Archie sent flowers into Crossroads when the motel burnt down. Meg was his summertime muse
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
To say thank you to Mrs Cubist for baking such lovely cakes, Cubist went out to buy some flowers. He was surprised at her reaction to the self-raising and wholemeal ones.
Cubist
Still wavin'
- Location
- Ovver 'thill
Annoyingly, Speicher never puts the toilet seat back up when she's finished.
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
Cubist had promised he would not tell anyone about that. 
Dayvo
just passin' through
- Location
- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
And Cubist NEVER even bothers to lift the lid!
Whether he's standing OR sitting.
Whether he's standing OR sitting.
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
Dayvo realises that watching Wallender in Swedish is improving my Swedish - I can now say, amongst other things, "sofa" in Swedish.
Cubist
Still wavin'
- Location
- Ovver 'thill
Speicher isn't letting on the full extent of her Swedish vocabulary, mostly learned from 1970s 8mm films..........
Dayvo
just passin' through
- Location
- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
Cubist thought he'd teach himself Swedish and was very pleased with the progress he was making with the IKEA catalogue.
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
Dayvo knows the name of the person who thinks up all these names for Ikea, he will explain how English people find the names difficult to pronounce, and suggest Cubist as a name for a toilet seat.
Cubist
Still wavin'
- Location
- Ovver 'thill
UHU and Copydex both wanted to know Dayvo's secret when they saw what a good job he'd done gluing the lingerie pages of the Littlewoods catalogue together..........
(Bollox, edit function or not, I can't change this one for Speicher!!!!!!!)
(Bollox, edit function or not, I can't change this one for Speicher!!!!!!!)
Dayvo
just passin' through
- Location
- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
'Spiker' would make a good name for an IKEA accupuncture product.
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
Cubist likes The Two Ronnies, particularly the sketch called "Answering the Thread Question before" on Mastermind.
Cubist
Still wavin'
- Location
- Ovver 'thill
Speicher said:Cubist likes The Two Ronnies, particularly the sketch called "Answering theThreadQuestion before" on Mastermind.
Speicher knows how much I love it when that happens. Usually when we're teaching Fnaar to count
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