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threebooksmcginty likes cooking the books - that's why he has got three large volumes in stock too...
 
Archie tect is a keen gardener, and likes to try to grow vegetables at the allotment, but is at a loss to know why, year after year, his crops fail.

His fellow allotment friends, knowing how hard he tries, haven't the heart to tell him that planting frozen vegetables won't grow into edible food!
 

swee'pea99

Squire
Toshiba Boy doesn't have a Sinclair C5, but the locals still enjoy chasing him on bikes and scooters, throwing apple cores at him.
 
And talking of which, AT is getting very excited at the prospect of Christmas coming and being able to go out and earn a few extra bob carol singing.
 

Archie_tect

De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
Location
Northumberland
Given the incredible rise in the number of people submitting their tax returns on-line, AP has resorted to sitting in his car, outside his Tax Office, wirelessly diverting HMRC payments to a private bank account in the Cayman Islands... any day soon he will miraculously win a massive lottery sum...
 

Cubist

Still wavin'
Location
Ovver 'thill
acp is getting all excited. In a few weeks he'll be unveiling his small scale beam engine, with a boiler fired by bourbon creams and chocolate digestives. Probably.
 
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