Post a lie about the poster above.

[jimboalee]

Perfect Virgo is my long lost cousin who emmigrated to Canada in 1936. His avatar uncannily looks like me.

And I am a Virgo.....

 

[accountantpete]

Jimbo has been obsessed with cycling from an early age and even when playing football he insisted on using musettes instead of jumpers for goalposts.

 

[Perfect Virgo]

A/C Pete had a stone in his tyre and as with most things, he worked it out with a pencil.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

PV hasn't got a ruder version of that lie!

 

[HobbesChoice]

threebikesmcginty is one of the singing twins currently on x-factor.

 

[swee'pea99]

HobbesChoice is the other

 

[ComedyPilot]

SWP99 can lick their eyeballs

 

[threebikesmcginty]

CP was the original Nimble bread ballon girl - that was before he lost his looks.

 

[Archie_tect]

...and 3BMcG lost his ability to fill a balloon... using the power of speech alone.

 

[TVC]

Talking of the 70s, Archie used to have a crush on Penelope Keith.

 

[Dayvo]

Archie tect and The Velvet Curtain make a good pair!

They can draw themselves together!

 

[Speicher]

Dayvo has heard about the 842 mile long golf course in Australia, that's why he is going. He should really start at the first tee, rather than the eighteenth.

 

[accountantpete]

Speicher will be making the usual nuisance of herself on the tee for the 1st hole- a par 17, 3 mile 400 yds dog-leg by shouting IN THE HOLE as the golfers tee off.

 

[Speicher]

At this time of year, Accountantpete always tries to turn over a new leaf.

 

[TheDoctor]

And Speicher fails to turn over a new flea.
It's difficult when you've only got a beak...