Post a lie about the poster above.

[Archie_tect]

The Doctor has a new partner [she's a bit wooden and tends to stare into the far distance on occasion] called Theresa Green.

 

[TVC]

Archie gets up 10 minutes before dawn every day just to make sure that the sun comes up, 'cos you never know, one day it might not and then where would we all be.

 

[Speicher]

TVC however, has pondered this mystery about the sun many times. He has tried to work out why the sun rises every day. Many times he has stayed up all night, to see the reason why, but always he fell asleep.

One night, he successfully stayed awake, and then it dawned on him.

 

[Archie_tect]

...and then it dawned on him.

[Brilliant S!]

Speicher has a part time job with Sainsburys, substituting over-ripened fruit on stalls at Kidderminster's Vicar Lane farmer's market.

 

[TVC]

Archie used to model for the Littlewoods catalogue, in fact he still has a lot of their tank tops from the 70s and still wears them without the slightest hint of irony.

 

[Archie_tect]

[Hey TVC, this is supposed to be a lie! ...you stalker, you]

 

[Speicher]

Archie_tect spends a lot of time drawing models, but Elle and Twiggy was not what the Technical Drawing Instructor was expecting.

 

[Speicher]

Speicher is not surprised that everyone has been so busy today.

 

[TVC]

Speicher is wondering what she did to make Archie leave this thread.

 

[Dayvo]

LIke Archie tect, TVC should go back to the drawing board!

Unfortunately he has to do the ironing first!

 

[Speicher]

Dayvo's version of ironing does not include shirts and sheets, more like clubs and tees.

 

[Archie_tect]

Speicher's not happy to sing since her last record didn't go well...getting the most peanuts in a Mini Clubman.

 

[Speicher]

Archie_tect felt a bit squashed recently in his car, he tried to get to Wales in it.





(two whales)

 

[Dayvo]

Speicher is too wet to woo!

 

[Speicher]

Dayvo does not know difference between an elephant and a letter box.


Do not ask him to post a letter.