Post a lie about the poster above.

[accountantpete]

Dayvo has an "Out Of Bounds" cordon around his bed in case he flirts with a bit of "rough".

 

[Archie_tect]

AP can't spell condom...

 

[Speicher]

Archie_tect likes to use a refillable pencil for all his sketches. He makes sure it has a handy rubber on the end, and plenty of lead refills.

 

[swee'pea99]

In a burst of entrepreneurial enthusiasm, Speicher approached MacDonalds with her idea for a McMoleburger. MacDonalds turned her down on the grounds that very few of their customers are owls, to which she of course responded 'well what do you expect when you don't have any owl foodstuffs on your menu?'

 

[dan_bo]

swee'pea can do 70 one anded press-ups. no more.

 

[Dayvo]

Dan bo is looking for more items of clothing to knit that can be seen in his avatar to accompany the non-matching polo-neck jumper and bobble hat!

He will welcome any suggestion.

 

[accountantpete]

Dan bo is looking for more items of clothing to knit that can be seen in his avatar to accompany the non-matching polo-neck jumper and bobble hat!

He will welcome any suggestion.

How about these?

http://www.handerpants.com/

 

[threebikesmcginty]

ACP has lager, instead of milk, on his cornflakes.

 

[swee'pea99]

TBM never has anything stronger than gin with his breakfast

 

[Archie_tect]

SP99 swears by the milk of human kindness on his Branflakes a'mornin.

 

[accountantpete]

Archie has a Lester Piggott stylee breakfast - a round of unbuttered toast and a large cigar- whilst perusing his share portfolio on the internet.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

ACP also enjoys a Lester Piggot style breakie too - from his cell.

 

[swee'pea99]

Amazingly enough, TBM, due to the French influence on his mother's side, has a Lester Piggot style dinner: he eats horse.

 

[TVC]

Sweepea on the other hand prefers a Clare Balding for breakfast.

 

[Speicher]

The Velvet Curtain recently challenged Swee'pea to a game of chess. Such was its importance as a match, that a referee was brought in.

The Velvet Curtain was disqualified by the Referee, who explained his decision by saying "That's the frog's pawn you have just moved, instead of your own".