Post a lie about the poster above.

[colly]

Dayvo was spellbound the first time he saw the Northern Line.

 

[accountantpete]

Colly used to host Circle Line parties - but packed the business in as it was getting him nowhere.

 

[Archie_tect]

AP's dad checks the rails on the Circle Line- what confuses him most is when he starts on the platform-side rail at Euston and goes round, by the time he gets back to Euston again he's following the outside rail... it's a Mobius trip!

 

[swee'pea99]

Archie tect likes to eat hard boiled eggs, 'shell on'. He's that 'ard.

 

[Speicher]

Swee'Pea's grandfather was called Jack and he liked to talk a lot. He was a Natter Jack toad.

 

[Archie_tect]

Speicher is Aperitif's alter ergo sum...

 

[TheDoctor]

Archie_tect is invisible to the naked eye.

 

[Speicher]

Archie_tect cannot spoke Latin.

 

[Speicher]

TheDoctor is very proud of hisc ertificate shwoing his tryping spede of 90wpm.

 

[TheDoctor]

Speicher is illegal in 17 American states.

 

[Speicher]

When he loses his remote control for the televison, TheDoctor uses his stethoscope to find it. This means that he can no longer see the tv picture.

 

[TheDoctor]

Speicher is composed entirely of antimatter, and is capable of Warp Factor 9.7 under ideal conditions.

 

[Aperitif]

The Doctor cannot heel himself, even though he speaks cobblers. No sole either, although fond of lacy things. He has a 'welt to do' demeanour though...

 

[Speicher]

Aperitif likes to wear platform shoes if he is going anywhere by train.
He buffers them to a shine, tickettyboo.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

After cutting her finger and toe nails, Speicher mixes up the nail cuttings with her breakfast yoghurt to "add some fibre".