Post a lie about the poster above.

[Aperitif]

Archie tect rarely draws curtains - he always makes other plans...

 

[Speicher]

Aperitif tries to hide the fact that he needs to wear glasses. He does not want to make a spectacle of himself.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Aperitif has never forgotten, and indeed acts on them every time he goes for a bike ride, the wise words once told to him by a wise old sage - 'Get lost'!!

 

[accountantpete]

3BM is so obsessed by bikes that when his daughter brought the new maths study book home he immediately phoned the headmistress demanding to know why Cervelo Geometry wasn't on the curriculum.

 

[swee'pea99]

Accountantpete doesn't trust anyone who can't do their 7 and 9 times tables. He tries to test them without them realising...which isn't easy.

 

[Wheeledweenie]

Swee'pea99 is in fact sourbroccoli24

 

[colly]

Worryingly, Wheeledweenie will waffle wise words when wet women wear wellies.

 

[TheDoctor]

Colly is presently replenishing my fridge with beers.

 

[TVC]

The Doctor fears the whole of Watford is spying on him.

 

[Archie_tect]

TVC hangs loose unless someone rubs him up the wrong way.

 

[colly]

Archie_tect rides a pink bicycle.

 

[Dayvo]

If a picture paints a thousand words, then colly needs a thousandth of a picture!

 

[chap]

If a picture paints a thousand words, then colly needs a thousandth of a picture!

Dayvo, used to head advertising for an ambitious Korean conglomerate.

 

[Dayvo]

chap buys large amounts of vaseline for his chaps!

He has a lot of friends!

 

[TheDoctor]

Dayvo intends to sell Tdrinka into slavery.
He's expecting to make about £3.47 on the transaction by the time he pays for 47 mugs of Tea.