Post a lie about the poster above.

[Speicher]

Colly was very good as a director in his local amateur dramatic society. He had a ambition to direct a Play on Broadway.

However, his ambition did not come to fruition quite as he had planned. He did not want to be standing on the junction of Broadway and Fifth Avenue directing traffic.

 

[colly]

Spiecher is known as a bit of a tasty broad around her way.

 

[swee'pea99]

Colly loves crisps, but he has never tried any flavour other than Cheese & Onion - says he 'daren't take the risk'.

 

[Speicher]

Swee'pea has great difficulty making decisions, and cannot decide who he likes best, muppets or numpties.

 

[colly]

Speicher is rumoured never to have ruffled anyones feathers ever.

 

[TVC]

Colly is banned from Roundhay Park, but refuses to say why.

 

[swee'pea99]

TVC designed a better mousetrap, but so far the response has been a bit disappointing.

 

[Dayvo]

SP is a heavy smoker: he gets through 20 a day!

Twenty lighters, that is!

 

[lady_rider]

Dayvo played Frankenfurter in The Rocky Horror Picture Show on Broadway in 1972. He's still wearing the high heels now...

 

[beachcaster]

Lady rider has a cross bar !

 

[TheDoctor]

Beachcaster has an angry pub.

 

[Speicher]

TheDoctor is barred from every saloon in the wild west.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Speicher is baaaad by every sheep in West Worcs

 

[colly]

TBM is 'friends' with many sheep.

 

[Speicher]

Collie likes sheep to be heard by him.