Post a lie about the poster above.

[colly]

Dayvo's starting price is 100/1

 

[accountantpete]

Colly wears blinkers when cycling to keep his mind off the roadside attractions.

 

[Dayvo]

AP always wanted to be a pilot.

Not because he wanted to fly, or liked travelling, but just so he could sail through immigration, customs and passport control without queuing up with the plebs, and look so bloody smug!

 

[Speicher]

Davyo has not flown for a long time. This is why he still thinks you can sail through the Customs Channel, which only happens at Venice.

 

[TVC]

At immigration control, Speicher always asks for a strip search - and then specified who she would like to perform it on. To date she has been refused on every occasion.

 

[e-rider]

The velvet curtain lives in czechoslovakia and rides an iron bike

 

[Speicher]

Tundragumski has no idea at all about how to put together wooden toy cabinets.

 

[Dayvo]

Speicher has no idea.

 

[Speicher]

Davyo often looks out of the window to see if there is going to be any reindeer.

 

[Dayvo]

Speicher often looks out the window to see if there's going to be any rain, dear!

 

[e-rider]

Dayvo shares his name with more than 1/5 of the world's population

 

[TVC]

Tundragumski shares his name with no one, except a small tribe of goblins.

 

[Speicher]

Tundragumski comes from the Nenets tribe who herd Reindeer in the Russian tundra along the Yamal Peninsula.

 

[e-rider]

yes well TVC doesn't know his/her left from right so both brake levers are mounted on the handlebar stem

 

[e-rider]

Speicher only knows that I'm from Russia because of some recent 'business trips'