Post a lie about the poster above.

[Speicher]

TheDoctor used to have a certificate showing his qualification as a Time Lord. However due to an error in the replicator on board the Tardis, TheDoctor ate his Doctorate.

 

[colly]

TheDoctor has a collection of 47 Toby Mugs.

 

[swee'pea99]

When Colly sees that ad on telly where the guy pulls a rat out of his mouth, he finds himself salivating. It's really got him worried.

 

[TheDoctor]

Speicher is capable of disrupting the space-time continuum.

 

[Hover Fly]

TheDoctor can catch flies with his tongue.

 

[colly]

HoverFly is VERY familiar with TheDoctors tongue.

 

[TheDoctor]

Colly is moulting at the moment

 

[Aperitif]

The Doctor has wi-fi in his bedside manor...

 

[TheDoctor]

Aperitif knows all about my bedside. And my manor.

 

[Cubist]

The Doctor has wi-fi in his bedside manor...

Aperitif The Doctor has a wii in his kitchen. Plays havoc with the washing up.
Bugger!

 

[TheDoctor]

Cubist can only be represented in complex numbers. Or Braille.

 

[Aperitif]

Cubist's bikes stop by applying the Braque blocks...

 

[Sam Kennedy]

Aperitif's dog is now dead

 

[swee'pea99]

Sam will give you the square root of any 11 figure number within 5 seconds. It'll be completely wrong, but he does his best.

 

[colly]

Swee'pea drinks at the Frog and Toad.