Post a lie about the poster above.

[Speicher]

Threebikesmcginty recently bought a polo neck jumper from Ebay. It was in mint condition.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Speicher thought someone was questioning her sanity when they gave her a bag of mints - 'your menthol'

 

[Speicher]

Threebikesmcginty wrote to the manufacturers of After Dinner mints. He complained that after eight he felt slightly queasy.

 

[TVC]

Speicher can't believe it is butter, but that's what you get when you buy Asda own brand.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

The Velvet Curtain has never, ever seen the sea.

 

[Muddyfox]

Toshiba Boy has a Panasonic TV

 

[TheDoctor]

Jakes Dad is my mum.

 

[Muddyfox]

The Doctor delivered me

 

[threebikesmcginty]

No one was in so he had to leave a card and take him back to the sorting office.

 

[TheDoctor]

3bMcG sorts his his grundies into alphabetical order.

 

[swee'pea99]

TheDoctor used to be a Time Lord, but he got struck off.

 

[Cubist]

For reasons best left unexplored, Swee'pea99 visits his local CoOp every Monday teatime and purchases a pair of pink marigold gloves, a copy of the Telegraph, three AA batteries and a tub of jellied eels.

 

[swee'pea99]

How very dare you? It's The Times! Just for that...

Cubist, on finishing a boiled egg, still turns it up the other way in the egg cup, then smashes it with his teaspoon - and it gives him a thrill every time!

 

[Hover Fly]

SP99 buys bars of chocolate from Lidl, unwraps them, removes the chocolate, then carefully refolds the silver paper and replaces it in the box. The next time he visits Lidl he replaces the empty box on the shelf.

 

[TVC]

Hover Fly owns a farm. It's from Fisher Price, it's got a tractor, moo cows, baa lambs and everything.