Post a lie about the poster above.

[Speicher]

Twentysix by twentyfive chose his forum name because of the size of trousers he takes. He has a very slim waist, but is very short.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Having muscled in on the parrot Speicher sits on Long John Silver's shoulder saying "Pretty Owl, Pretty Owl"

 

[postman]

While smoking his spiff .Twentysix by twentyfive realize wasn't a square .

 

[Muddyfox]

postman is a logistics manager for UPS

 

[Cubist]

Jakes Dad, (with or without apostrophes) is in fact a lesser known sequel by Brandon Thomas. Officianados still call out "where the nuts come from " every time they see him, but no one really knows why anymore.

 

[TheDoctor]

Cubist makes posts I can understand.

(Very confused. What's the hidden meaning?)

 

[swee'pea99]

TheDoctor makes posts which are understood only by Anne Widdecombe, on a forum for lovers of soup.

 

[Speicher]

Swee'pea likes to tell people how much he can eat without gaining weight.
However, it is a load of porky pies!

 

[TheDoctor]

Speicher has a deep interest in pastry-encased comestibles, and the prices charged for same.
She's keen on pie-rates.

 

[TVC]

For Christmas 1985, The Doctor got the 'Giles Brandreth Big Book of Puns'.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Christmas 1985, TVC had been so naughty when Santa came around he took back the presents he'd given him the year before.

 

[Cubist]

Cubist makes posts I can understand.

(Very confused. What's the hidden meaning?)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charley's_Aunt

 

[Cubist]

3BM was created by the evil Doctor Finkelstein in a laboratory in Milton Keynes.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Cubist never evolved beyond the petri dish stage

 

[Cubist]

None of 3bm's crockery has ever been frightened