Post a lie about the poster above.

[accountantpete]

Kestevan's username is an anagram of of his job title - Snake Vet - in the local primary care trust's STD clinic.

 

[Speicher]

Accountantpete has reluctantly ordered new headed paper for his practice. He has noticed that it has the old style std code on it.

 

[TheDoctor]

Speicher once cured someone of an old style STD.

 

[Kestevan]

The Doctor is the secret love child of Elton John

 

[Dayvo]

Kestevan can't read properly and wonders why, when buying his Kit Kats, they now come in cans with a variety of flavours such as tuna fish, chicken and beef.

 

[Cubist]

Whereas Dayvo's decided to become a pimp, and due to his poor reading skills, blew his life savings on a warehouse.

 

[Dayvo]

Cubist has learnt from his error and no longer asks for 'Ready-Salted Penis' at the shop!

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Dayvo didn't go to Oz. Her Majesty Detained him for Her Pleasure.

 

[Speicher]

Twentysix by twentyfive is going to get his hair cut today. He just has to decide which one.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Speicher had her hair cut today. Every one - except THAT one

 

[Hilldodger]

26x25 invented lettuce

 

[philipbh]

Despite being located in Leicester, Hilldodger is, sadly, allergic to crisps

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

philipbh is not located anywhere.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

philipbh 26x25 is still trying to think of another word for thesaurus

 

[Kestevan]

3BM was chased down Peckham highstreet by an inflatable velocoraptor.