Post a lie about the poster above.

[philipbh]

Sue Barker learnt everything she knows about pole dancing from Kestevan

 

[Dayvo]

Like richp, philipbh went to Beachy Head on the off-chance that he would see Sue Barker tossing off the Cliff.

 

[accountantpete]

Dayvo wrote the tune Jealous Guy after seeing Sue Barker etc etc

 

[Dayvo]

AP thinks a double backhand is a tennis term!

 

[threebikesmcginty]

As this is a family forum I can't say what Dayvo thinks an offensive lob is.

 

[Dayvo]

3BM used to enjoy playing cricket, but he had to give it up as his famed 'square cut' prevented him from keeping his box in place!

 

[swee'pea99]

Dayvo used to be the star player in Preston's polo team.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

sp99 wanted to be a member too but couldn't afford the mints.

 

[Dayvo]

3BM joined the water polo team but had to give up after being derided by his team mates as he minced when he swam.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Dayvo gave it up when his horse drowned

 

[swee'pea99]

TBM released greedo after mrs greedo made it clear she was not interested either way and certainly wasn't paying any kind of ransom you're taking the piss aren't you, but he's still in negotiations with Mrs Pig

 

[philipbh]

SP99 has a complete set of the Now That's What I Call Music! compilation CDs

 

[Hilldodger]

philipbh is afraid of bananas.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Whilst philipbh is jealous of that collection

 

[accountantpete]

Hilldodger has announced that he is a non-dom, and on rival sites has the username Taxdodger.