Post a lie about the poster above.

[TheDoctor]

SP99 has obviously seen Tdr1nkas teeny-weeny mug.

 

[TVC]

The only thing teeny-weeny that the Doctor has is a yellow polka dot bikini - he also has a big foam mallet. It's strange what influences some people.

 

[tdr1nka]

TVC has a split personality and is, in fact, both of 'The Chuckle Brothers'!

 

[TVC]

Thanks to 'super gagging orders' the papers aren't even allowed to hint at tdr1nka's lost weekend with The Krankies.

 

[swee'pea99]

TVC used to have a thing with all the members of The Slade but mama it's all over now

 

[Dayvo]

SP likes to look at the sun without sun glasses, because mama, that's where the fun is!

 

[Muddyfox]

Dayvo puts Stella Artois on his rice krispies .. he like listening to them go

Snip Crockle and pip

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Jakes Dad has dispensed with the Rice Krispies and just downs the Stella. His shakes then improve temporarily.

 

[Dayvo]

26x25 used to play Scrabble with Alphabetti Spaghetti: his favourite theme was naming football teams but he never got further than WBA and QPR.

 

[Speicher]

Davyo spent some time behind bars in Australia recently.



He needed to earn some money as a Steward.

 

[TheDoctor]

'Speicher' is a range of bookshelves in IKEA.

 

[sticky sherbert]

TheDoctor spent the weekend reading this whole thread and has come to the conclusion that only 37.5% of the posts are actual lies.

 

[TheDoctor]

'Sticky sherbet' is a euphemism for an act that is illegal in Sussex, yet compulsory in Molvania.

 

[swee'pea99]

TheDoctor is occasionally called upon to deal with the consequences of sticky sherbert, and it's not a pretty sight.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

s'p99 would like to play "truth and consequences" at parties but has never got past "musical chairs"