Post a lie about the poster above.

[twentysix by twentyfive]

philipbh was offered a modelling job at British Aerospace. But his airfix skills prooved to be inadequate

 

[swee'pea99]

26x25 made 127 Airfix kits between the age of 7 & 9, every single one a Sopwith Camel.

 

[philipbh]

SP99 has his own special shade of Humbrol paint

 

[TVC]

Phil wasn't allowed to make Airfix models, not after the incident with the glue, the cat and a slice of toast. That was also the day he discovered that toast does not fit through a catflap.

 

[Kestevan]

TVC however proved that if you slice it thinly enough a cat will fit into a toaster

 

[Cubist]

Whereas Kestevan has discoverd that properly dissembled and sliced, a toaster will, eventually, fit into a cat

 

[Dayvo]

Another poor speller, Cubist wanted his avatar to be off a peasant.

 

[philipbh]

Originally intending to get to Loos, British Columbia - Dayvo ended up in Oslo after misspeling his Expedia booking

 

[threebikesmcginty]

philipbh excelled himself when he misspelled misspelling

 

[Hilldodger]

3bmcg invented French mustard because, being a big girls blouse, English mustard is too hot for him

 

[philipbh]

Hilldodger taught Gary Lineker the off side rule

 

[threebikesmcginty]

philipbh taught Norman Hunter how to bite legs

 

[Dayvo]

3BM loved football as a kid, so much so that he combined 'Blow Football' with 'Subbuteo' to make a new game.

Unfortunately, due to his enthusiasm, and not being suitably co-ordinated, he ended up swallowing his brother's team.

 

[Kestevan]

Dayvo is renowned throughout the premiership for his blowing skills.

 

[philipbh]

Kestevan is a master of the "Spit Roast"