Post a lie about the poster above.

[colly]

3BM says he will still be enjoying sex at 79. Which is annoying for his Mrs because they live at 77.

 

[Dayvo]

Colly has always been a huge fan of John Noakes, but thought that 'Shep' was too poor a name to have on a forum.

Mind you, in the sheep sheering forum he belongs to -www.velcrogloves.com he prefers to remain anonymous, as he is concerned that the RSPCA will be at his door.

 

[TVC]

The RSPCA dosier on Dayvo runs to three filing cabinets, mainly about his repeated calls asking them 'How do you make a cat go woof?'

 

[colly]

TVC is happiest when he has a large Pole on top of him.

 

[Browser]

Colly is happiest sat astride a large pole.

 

[Kestevan]

Browser IS a large pole - his real name is Jaroniew Czislowski.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Kestevan has a cellar. He has incarcerated some EU citizens in it. He calls it his Pole vault.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

26x25 keeps one in the cellar and one in the attic - they're poles apart

 

[philipbh]

An allergy prevents 3BM from keeping Pole Cats, making the Pole Dog his pet of choice

 

[swee'pea99]

philipbh used to have a friend called Waldemar but he's gone home now - he's an exit Pole

 

[Hilldodger]

Swee'pea99 once had a very close 'friendship' with Jana, a well known Pole Dancer

 

[Speicher]

Someone chopped down Hilldodger's totem pole, he was poleaxed.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Speicher is a descendant of Robert the 1st Earl of Orford - She's a Walpole

 

[swee'pea99]

TBM is being ingenious but disingenuous - he knows very well that Speicher is a Walpowl

 

[philipbh]

SP99 once came second in a Warsaw talent show, which was appropriately named Pole Star