Post a lie about the poster above.

[swee'pea99]

philipbh has a greater knowledge of dubious euphemisms than is really appropriate for a chap of 11

 

[philipbh]

SP99 stores his Salad Dressings alphabetically

 

[Dayvo]

Congratulations to philip on passing his 11-plus!

Unfortunately he's 63 years old!

 

[philipbh]

Dayvo helped me fill in all the forms for my bus pass - he said it was just the same as when he applied for his... 10 years ago !

 

[accountantpete]

Following the retirement of Peter Snow, Philipbh is lined up to be a human swingometer for this years General Election. If he has bitter he starts leaning to the left,but mild sends him to the right so BBC chiefs are hoping that Brown will show how the voters are going to vote.

 

[swee'pea99]

In truth, accountantpete is an actuary - he only claims to be an accountant for the glamour and excitement

 

[Speicher]

At this time of year, Swee'pea lives in a green house. In the summer he moves to a pink cottage.

 

[Dayvo]

Unbeknown to her, Speicher was born in Sheffield and was an ardent Blades fan until she moved west and lost her memory!

 

[Kestevan]

Dayvo once won second prize in a beauty contest..........

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Come to Kesteven for all your kitchen fitting requirements

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

3bm can't choose which of his bikes to ride. So he always walks

 

[swee'pea99]

26x25 doesn't actually have a bike, but he averages 23 mph on his pogo stick

 

[colly]

swee'pea is a 'spawny get'

 

[Speicher]

Colly has had the same hairstyle since 1920.





His hairdresser stays open until 8pm.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Speicher's just installed rooflights - the people in the flat upstairs are furious.