Post a lie about the poster above.

[TVC]

Cubist has a habit of laying out maltesers on the carpet to spell out the name Sheena Easton. No one knows why.

 

[Kestevan]

TVC once made a lifesize statue of Dolly Parton from melted maltesers. Many people have an idea why, but are too distrurbed by the image to mention it.....

 

[swee'pea99]

Kestevan is pretty much immune to the allure of mass market chocolate, but don't let him anywhere near your savoury snacks...

 

[threebikesmcginty]

sp99's the same - don't let him see your cheesy balls

 

[colly]

TBM knows all about having cheesy balls.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Colly's at Crufts later - he's hoping for a big win in the neutered catagory.

 

[philipbh]

3BM was asked to leave the Kennel Club after the unfortunate incident with his Bonio

 

[Kestevan]

Philpbh was asked to leave U2 after the unfortunate incident with Bono

 

[philipbh]

Kestevan was once Bono's Chief Hat Wrangler - losing his job when it was discovered that the "great man" was without his favourite headgear on a visit to Rome

 

[swee'pea99]

philipbh was once in Boyzone, for about a week and a half

 

[accountantpete]

Swee'pea was the sixth Spice Girl.

 

[Kestevan]

AcPete used old-spice for years, then he discovered the sweet, sweet smell of Swarfega

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Kesteven does like a well spread Swarfega sandwich.

 

[swee'pea99]

26 x 25 always answers the door to Jehovah's Witnesses with a toothpick up one nostril, to see whether they will say anything or carry on regardless.

 

[Kestevan]

Swee'pea99 kidnapped the lead singer of the housemartins in 2003, and has been keeping him chained up in the cellar ever since.