Post a lie about the poster above.

[colly]

Kesteven has a roast housemartin for Christmas dinner. He is on diet.

 

[TVC]

Colly puts up nest boxes for housemartins. He's had Fat Boy Slim living in a tree at the bottom of his garden for five years.

 

[Kestevan]

At the bottom of TVCs garden is a forced labour camp for fairies. He's forcing them to mass produce small sponge cakes.

 

[swee'pea99]

What Kestevan *didn't* mention, and it's no great surprise, is that it was *him* who set up the camp, *and* he sells the cakes (and doesn't even share the proceeds with TVC)

 

[threebikesmcginty]

sp'99 went camping once - due to a misunderstanding he got into a fight with Lionel Blair and John Inman.

 

[accountantpete]

3BM went camping with Molly Sugden and spent half the night trying to find her pussy.

 

[swee'pea99]

ap has never been camping, but he does like to mince. But he insists on using only top quality beef.

 

[Kestevan]

Whereas Swee'pea will happily mince around with any old scrag-end.

 

[TVC]

Talking of mincing, people think that Kestevan is in training for a walking race, but actually, that's his normal gait.

 

[Dayvo]

TVC participates actively in Olympic-style walking! Not to compete or to win, but just to chew toffees.

 

[colly]

When asked by a local radio station if it was true he once cycled into work Dayvo replied hysterically :

''I am a cyclist yes but I am so much more than that. Why does everyone bring that up. Can't a chap make a mistake without it haunting him for the rest of his life. Why Oh why can't you leave me be?''

 

[swee'pea99]

Colly once pinched his girlfriend's bum while she was doing the washing up, but she stabbed him through the hand with a bread knife and he doesn't do it anymore

 

[threebikesmcginty]

sp'99 once pinched a loaf

 

[Hilldodger]

3bmcg can ask for custard in 7 languages. Not in English, though.

 

[TVC]

Hilldodger thinks he's posh because he orders creme anglais.