Post a lie about the poster above.

[twentysix by twentyfive]

TVC likes a custard tart. Unfortunately he went looking for a tart by kerb crawling. He found plenty of tarts, but the judge didn't believe his story about looking for a custard one.

 

[Speicher]

twentysix by twentyfive has never been remanded in custardy.

 

[colly]

Speicher is totally discustard with all this talk of tarts.

 

[Dayvo]

Speicher is a proloific poster during the evenings: it's the only time of the day she's let out of her cell.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Speicher is waiting for Charles to ascend the throne and she wishes to be held for His Majesty's Pleasure.

 

[Speicher]

Colly, Dayvo and twentysix by twentyfive are all very keen to say nice things about me.

 

[Cubist]

Speicher has been practising her "Paddington Hard Stare" on the local fieldmouse population

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Cubist meanwhile has made Kings cross.

 

[Dayvo]

26x25 only eats Red Leicester Square.

 

[colly]

Dayvo only eats SWP cheese.

 

[Dayvo]

Colly's favourite fridge is made by Smeg.

 

[TheDoctor]

Davyo has Europe's largest collection of antique fridges.

 

[accountantpete]

Dayvo's a part time photographer who gets a smile out of reluctant sitters by exhorting them to "say smeg".

 

[swee'pea99]

The relative failure of ap's photographic career could be at least partly due to his practice of having his subjects say 'electrolux'.

 

[Cubist]

Swee'pea99 has a morbid fear of the Dyson crevice tool