Post a lie about the poster above.

[TVC]

Cubist stalks James Dyson.

 

[accountantpete]

TVC thinks that the Hoover Dam is constructed entirely out of scrapped vacuum cleaners.

 

[colly]

accountantpete has a damn Hoover that simply will not suck.

 

[Speicher]

If Colly does not use a vacuum cleaner to clean out the budgie's cage, so that he does not succeed.

 

[accountantpete]

Speicher was once caught searching for The Hitchikers Guide To The Galaxy in the Non -Fiction section of the local library.

 

[TVC]

Pete sidles up to people in his local library and whispers in their ear 'I know why you're here', gives them a knowing wink and then slopes off. It's a hobby.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

TVC has sidled up to the librarian's desk many many times to ask for the Kama Sutra. But each time his nerve fails and he comes away with yet another Mills and Boon.

 

[Dayvo]

26x25 has just been asked to leave chuch because his CC posting was disturbing his fellow congregationists!

 

[swee'pea99]

This is no place to describe what Dayvo got up to in the pews, suffice it to say the Vicar came up to him after the service and said 'I like you Dayvo, but I'm afraid yer barred'.

 

[Dayvo]

SP's confessions was the reason for the priest giving up the cloth and the 'inspiration' behind Father O'Toole becoming the head honcho of the British porn industry.

 

[Kestevan]

Dayvo was forced to move to Oslo because of a falling-out with Father O'Toole.

 

[colly]

kesteven was once overheard whispering 'Oh. Is that your tool Father O'Toole?'

 

[philipbh]

Colly has a fear of nuns, not unlike Father Jack

 

[Hilldodger]

philipbh earns a few extra quid each week posing as a life model down at the local gargoyle factory.

 

[Kestevan]

Hilldodger was asked to leave that factory, his face was upsetting the Gargoyles.