Post a lie about the poster above.

[threebikesmcginty]

ac'p, on the other hand, offers his plums to anyone

 

[colly]

3BM likes his plums.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Colly's veg display at the village fete is still talked about today, a couple of spuds and a cucumber indeed!

 

[Speicher]

When cycling, Colly likes to take the lead. He has a very plumbum, and learnt latin at school.

 

[TVC]

3BMcG still titters at a pair of melons.

 

[Hilldodger]

The VC wears net underwear.

 

[colly]

When Hilldoger stocks up with fish he wears fishnet stockings

 

[Speicher]

When Colly waters the plants he wears panty hose.

 

[colly]

Speicher doesn't know a truth from an untruth.

 

[accountantpete]

An advertising exec's dream,Colly uses Colgate to clean his bike having heard that it protects enamel.

 

[philipbh]

AP flosses the teeth on his cassette

 

[TVC]

Philips mum always has to remind him to wash behind his gears.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

TVC'c mum still needs to tell him to wash his hands after he's turned his bike around

 

[philipbh]

3BM uses the "Mickle Method" (on his cistern chain)

 

[Randochap]

Uses the Rhythm Method (on his Wipperman).