Post a lie about the poster above.

[colly]

Randochat IS a wipperman...........as opposed to the other sort who would use a bidet for example.

 

[Speicher]

Colly likes to sing in the bathroom. Carmen's Bidet being one of his favourites.

 

[colly]

Speicher is banned from singing in the bath.

Her ASBO (Anti Singing in the Bathroom Order) is well deserved.

 

[TVC]

Colly has volunteered to ensure that Speichers ASBO is adhered to, but the restraining order makes this difficult.

 

[Speicher]

The Velvet Curtain is lovely and very well hung.

 

[colly]

The Velvet Curtain is lovely and very well hung.

Speicher realises being well hung and always soft is a quality to be admired.

 

[Speicher]

Colly is a firm believer in choosing the right tools for the job in hand.

 

[colly]

Being a one time staunch 'unionist' Speicher was oft heard on building sites proclaiming.

'It's time to down tools lads'

 

[swee'pea99]

With Colly it was always a case of 'all for one, one for all and this one's for you missus, ayay!'

 

[Cubist]

Swee'pea99 thinks he can name all 3 Musketeers, but his mates know that after 8 pints he can't get past Bingo and Drooper.

 

[Dayvo]

Being a big fan of the Three Musketeeers, Cubist asked for his favourite aftershave for Christmas, named after his favourite Musketeer: Brut!

 

[Randochap]

Dayvo wears Dayglo.

 

[Dayvo]

And what is Randochap wearing in his avatar pictue? A run-over moose!

 

[TVC]

I'm not saying what dayglo item Dayvo wears, but he does like to put on a small show 'for the ladies'.

 

[Dayvo]

TVC, rumour has it, is very popular with the 'boys'!