Post a lie about the poster above.

[TVC]

lazyj is banned from Milton Keynes after an incident with the concrete cows.

 

[accountantpete]

After straying into Milton Keynes 6 years ago TVC is still trying to find a way out.

 

[Speicher]

Speicher adores the Azores but despises Devizes. Can't make her mind up about Bletchley.

Colly is an enigma

This sums up why I like this thread so much. (and this is not a lie ).

 

[Cubist]

Speicher's got us all just where she wants us

 

[Dayvo]

And Cubist isn't complaining about the position he's in!

Apparently the view is quite splendid!

 

[Speicher]

When Davyo was still learning Norwegian, he once went into a cake shop and told the assistant that she was like a tart.

 

[TVC]

Speicher turned out to be just the kind of person her mother warned her about.

 

[Dayvo]

When Davyo was still learning Norwegian, he once went into a cake shop and told the assistant that she was like a tart.

(I was buying some chewing gum in England once and wanted my favourite, Sorbits - a Norwegian gum - and unfortunately asked the girl if she had any sore bits!).

TVC would love to turn/get into the woman his mother warned him about!

 

[accountantpete]

Dayvo is a scratch golfer and is itching to get some practice in.

 

[Speicher]

Accountantpete is very puzzled. He heard a conversation in the 19th hole about albatrosses, but could not see any at all when he looked out the window.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Whilst Speicher cowered behind the bar when some said they had an eagle.

 

[Dayvo]

0.26x0.25 thinks he rules!

Just cos he can operate a slide rule!

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Dayvo thinks Log tables come from trees with square roots

 

[Dayvo]

26x25 used to be a lumberjack, but he was sacked as he kept dropping logs everywhere!

 

[TVC]

Dayvo wanted to be a lumberjack because he heard somewhere that they dress in womens clothing and hang around in bars.