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After straying into Milton Keynes 6 years ago TVC is still trying to find a way out.
 
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When Davyo was still learning Norwegian, he once went into a cake shop and told the assistant that she was like a tart.

(I was buying some chewing gum in England once and wanted my favourite, Sorbits - a Norwegian gum - and unfortunately asked the girl if she had any sore bits!). :biggrin::smile:

TVC would love to turn/get into the woman his mother warned him about!
 
Dayvo is a scratch golfer and is itching to get some practice in.
 

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Dayvo wanted to be a lumberjack because he heard somewhere that they dress in womens clothing and hang around in bars.
 
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