Post a lie about the poster above.

[colly]

Speicher really takes the biscuit

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Colly's crackers

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

3Bm puts cheese on Colly's Crackers

 

[yumpy]

twentysix by twentyfive is Number One.

 

[Dayvo]

Yumpy is only 28, but welcome to the club!

 

[accountantpete]

Dayvo would like to say he is soixante-neuf but can't get his tongue around it.

 

[Bollo]

accountantpete can be used as a household fuel

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Bollo asked for "a nice boat" but was delivered "an ice boat"

 

[Speicher]

26 by 25 likes iced buns, particularly in winter.

 

[TVC]

Speicher will only eat iced buns if they are fed to her by an elephant, the trouble is, elephants are not known for sharing.

 

[Hilldodger]

Especially when said elephant is VC dressed up in costume

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Hilldodger fought an elephant for an iced bun and won. He just loves iced buns that much. The elephant was hospitalised for quite some time for the physical injuries sustained but is not expected to recover from the psychological trauma.

 

[Dayvo]

26x25 really likes watching television.

He'll enjoy it a lot more once he's learned how to switch it on.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Dayvo refuses to watch "all that modern rubbish on the TV", instead he watches early episodes of Brookside on Betamax tapes, over and over again.

 

[Speicher]

It was Toshiba Boy who suggested the advert "Re-record, not fade away!"