Post a lie about the poster above.

[colly]

Speicher is still trying to come to terms with, in her own words, ''this new fangled electrickery stuff''

 

[TVC]

Colly rues the passing of steam.

 

[Cubist]

Best not to mix "steaming", "passing" and TVC in the same sentence

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Cubist still shouts "Mint Sauce" whenever he passes a field of sheep, much to the bemusement of anybody nearby.

 

[Dayvo]

Toshiba Boy has never understood that Polo mints don't go with roast lamb.

 

[Cubist]

Dayvo is still working on his steak sauce based on Sherbet Lemons.

 

[accountantpete]

Cubist's culinary masterpiece is Roadkill A L'Orange.

 

[Cubist]

whereas ACP reckons you can eat just about anything, as long as it has a healthy layer of Marmite or Bovril on it.

 

[tdr1nka]

Cubist likes rollmop herrings with nutella!

 

[Dayvo]

tdr1nka like chocolate spread on his nuts!

 

[Speicher]

Golfers are very wary when they see Dayvo driving a golf buggy. They know there is a nut loose behind the steering wheel.

 

[accountantpete]

Fellow golfers watch out when Speicher is on the course as they've heard she's a hooker.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

accountantpete has been hanging about golf courses on the off chance.

 

[TVC]

25x26 hangs around outside the club house shouting 'Carry yer sticks mister?' at the golfers, so desperate is he to break into the closed world of professional caddies.

 

[colly]

TVC applied for a job as a professional caddy with Typhoo.

He still cringes with embarrassment when he recalls the cruel laughter that accompanied him as he left the building in shame.