Post a lie about the poster above.

[TVC]

Speicher thinks that male pro cyclists should wear loose fitting clothes because all that skin tight lycra against their glistening ripped bodies is just obscene, and it does nothing for her anyway.

 

[accountantpete]

TVC has a quiff just like Cameron Diaz in There's Something About Mary.

 

[Dayvo]

AP uses his own, exclusive hair gel! He applies it every morning, without fail.

 

[TVC]

Dayvo was happy to see this thread slip onto page 2, so he will be horrified at me bumping it back up.

 

[accountantpete]

The Easter break has clearly upset TVC's routine as he is normally only interested with what's on page 3.

 

[Dayvo]

AP has been waiting for some poor fool to resurrect this thread because he has an absolute cracker off a post to make (for a bloody change)!

 

[Cubist]

Dayvo knows he really, really shouldn't, but he does anyway...

 

[Dayvo]

Cubist would love to, but he can't anymore!

 

[Cubist]

Well, I can,just about, but it takes me almost as long as Dayvo......

 

[Dayvo]

Cubist now does all night once, what he once did all night!

@Dave Allen

 

[Cubist]

Dayvo used to write gags for John Inman

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Cubist was constantly writing jokes for Frankie Howerd and would often give him one during the interval.

 

[Speicher]

It was threebikesmcginty's seventeenth birthday today.

 

[TheDoctor]

Speicher likes fish custard.

 

[kendalcottages]

TheDoctor goes badger baiting at weekends.