Post a lie about the poster above.

[Speicher]

Threebikesmcginty was a lion keeper. He has been told he is very brave to have a large cuddley toy in his bedroom.

 

[Kestevan]

Speicher has never been brave, even as a small child she was terrified that she would be murdered in her bed by an army of psychotic care bears

 

[swee'pea99]

Kestevan has a morbid fear of Garibaldi biscuits, ever since being told they were made with dead flies, when he was 23.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

The only biscuit SP99 will eat, is a custard cream, but only after scraping the filling out first, and then mashing up the biscuit itself and sprinkling on top of a warmed glass of milk.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Toshiba Boy's restraining order prevents him from going within 500 yards of Swindon

 

[Speicher]

Not understanding how his satnav works, will prevent threebikesmcginty from leaving Swindon.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Not understanding how his satnav works, will prevent threebikesmcginty from leaving Swindon.

That's true!

 

[Speicher]

Botherations, I thought I could slip in a truth* and it not be noticed.
I can assure you that Redditch is the same if you dare to go near it.

* I tried that a few weeks ago, about Velvet Curtain wearing a skirt, but no-one noticed.

 

[Bollo]

Speicher once auditioned to do the satnav voice, but she kept going "Left!, No, right. Second right! Over there, over there, Noooooooo! Why don't you listen to what I say!?"

 

[Speicher]

Bollo acquired that name when he mis-heard what people said after he criticised their map reading skills.

 

[Hilldodger]

Speicher has three left feet

 

[kendalcottages]

Hilldodger is currently trying to complete a jigsaw of a rooster. Little does he realise that he has, in fact, just opened a packet of cornflakes.

 

[Aperitif]

kendalcottages makes a mint in the Summer months...

 

[Speicher]

Aperitf used to play Polo in the winter.

 

[accountantpete]

Speicher usually sucks on a Fisherman's Friend in the spring.