Post a lie about the poster above.

[TVC]

MDB went up to Oxford. He fell asleep on the train and missed his stop at Didcot.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

TVC's university was so bad it applied to go back to being a polytechnic

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

3BM never even made it to a poly. He claims to have been educated at the "univeristy of life".

 

[Speicher]

Twentysix by twentyfive always tried to pay close attention in the spelling lessons. But he was frequently distracted by the pig farm near the school.


Edit - ooops I was trying to be funny and might have failed, my apologies to Twentysix by twentyfive. The reference to pigs was the sty at the end of his last sentence.

 

[swee'pea99]

Speicher can spell perfectly, but unfortunately she only knows 87 words.

 

[accountantpete]

Swee'pea wanted to write a thesis on antidisestablishmentarianism but the prospect of typing 1500 words on the subject put him off.

 

[Speicher]

Accountantpete has met someone with Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia

This means they are afraid of words that are very long.

 

[Riding in Circles]

Speicher does not spend nearly enough time on the internet.

 

[TVC]

Speicher often gets her worms confused.

 

[colly]

Unlike TVC who just confuses everybody.

 

[TVC]

Colly confuses himself.

 

[Dayvo]

TVC thinks he is Confucius.

 

[colly]

Dayvo
is an expert in confucian theory.

 

[TVC]

Colly is the acknowledged world authority on fuchsias

 

[colly]

TVC says he can't face the fuchia anymore.