Post a lie about the poster above.

[twentysix by twentyfive]

colly misheard f'sure f'sure in Ireland

 

[philipbh]

26x25 Missheared in New Zealand and was ejected from the "Canterbury Clipper Club"

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Whilst in New Zealand philbh looked for some action. All he could find was volcanic and the geezer he approached was most put out.

 

[Speicher]

Even at this time of year, 26 by 25 wears his thermal underwear, the fact that he is hot springs to mind.

 

[philipbh]

Speicher's spectacular rodent collection has been partly funded by a Newcastle based money lending company - Vole Canny Cash

 

[accountantpete]

Speicher's middle name is Eyjafjallajökull.

 

[colly]

AP's middle name is tant

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

acpete's calculator has a button marked "ash" for occasions when he's sorting out airline spread sheets. He has always been well prepared.

 

[swee'pea99]

26 x 25 is one of the roughly 1/150 people whose nostrils are bigger than their earholes.

 

[accountantpete]

Swee'pea is also one of the 1/150 - although in his case this is down to excessive digital exploration of that orifice.

 

[Speicher]

Accountantpete's auntie never told him that his eyes were bigger than his tummy.

 

[accountantpete]

Speicher was never advised that a watched pot never boils and is currently giving the pan a Clint Eastwood "make my day" type look.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

acpete is hoping his flattery will entice Speicher to "make his day"

 

[Speicher]

26 by 25 would like to entice someone with some flattery, but his mobile phone battery has gone flat.

 

[TheDoctor]

Speichers sofa is starting to go flat.