Post a lie about the poster above.

[Speicher]

Accountantpete, I have to say that is very nearly not a lie. I won my television in a raffle, I only bought one ticket at 50 pence. It was a raffle to raise funds for the local cottage hospital. The prize replaced a tv that was about twenty years old.

And as for the rest of you

 

[Speicher]

Threebikesmcginty is going to South America again for his holidays this year.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Despite having a new telly Speicher still watches 20 year old programmes

 

[TVC]

Talking of telly programmes, 25x26 is so common he thinks Shameless is a documentary.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

TVC rubs dog food on his fun bits and gets the local homeless dogs to lick it off in the pretence that he's doing a public service.

 

[postman]

Mad Doug Biker teaches computer skills to postman .

 

[TVC]

99% of Gargoyles look like Postman

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Five fourths of the dog food looks like Postman!

 

[colly]

MDB eats dog food

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

MDB eats dog food

But colly prefers cat food

 

[threebikesmcginty]

26 x 25 prefers cats as food

 

[TVC]

8 out of 10 cats weren't sure about 3BMcG

 

[swee'pea99]

TVC used to keep guinea pigs but one of his neighbours tipped off the RSPCA.

 

[Hover Fly]

Swee'pea99 has a pet radish.

 

[Dayvo]

Hover Fly kept horse radish as a pet, but it didn't agree with him!