Post a lie about the poster above.

[twentysix by twentyfive]

HF has a pet fetish

 

[Dayvo]

26x25 is just fattish!

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

26x25 is just fattish!

Hence my signature

Dayvo isn't slimish

 

[Dayvo]

26x25 thinks he's Fatboy Slim.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Dayvo has been reading the British Press and has picked up on the hung parliament aspects. But he is confused as to whether parliament will be hung as well as a horse or a donkey.

 

[TVC]

Last election 26x25 spoilt his ballot, the police were called and everything, it took ages to clean up the polling station.

 

[colly]

TVC's pockets have radioactive fluff lurking in the corners.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

MDB eats dog food

Actually, I ate a dog biscuit once. Horrible thing it was!

Anyway, Colly has got onto the Estate Agents as he wants to sell a field, geddit?

 

[TVC]

MDB is the only one to use the name Mad Doug Biker, everyone else just knows him as Douglas.

 

[accountantpete]

TVC originally toyed with the idea of being The Crushed Velvet Curtain but it was too tight a squeeze.

 

[kendalcottages]

accountantpete is a kangaroo hunter in his spare time.

 

[Speicher]

Kendalcottages has searched for monsters in Ullswater.

 

[kendalcottages]

Speicher was one of the monsters I found.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

The monsters were more scared of Kendal than he was of them

 

[Speicher]

Kendalcottages Mad Doug has been on holiday in the Glen, ridding it of monsters.