Post a lie about the poster above.

[Monsieur Remings]

Accountant Pete has a little battery operated fan that he keeps in his cycling jersey and when he gets over 30mph on his bike, he puts it on top of his head, presses the button, and expects to take off.

He even took the small fan back, one disappointing afternoon, to GKN Westland before they kindly redirected him toward the Gadget shop where he actually bought it...

 

[swee'pea99]

Monsieur Remings chose his avatar in an attempt to make people think he's French, but in reality he's a Belgian *shudder*

 

[TVC]

Sweepea is only part human, the rest is candy floss and black jacks.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

TVC isn't looking so smart now since the toddler from next door applied his sticky paws.

 

[Speicher]

26 by 25 is so cold today, he has put on an extra fleece.

 

[accountantpete]

Speicher won the nobbly knees competition on Blackpool beach yesterday.

 

[Speicher]

Accountantpete ate three ice creams yesterday.

 

[accountantpete]

Speicher is currently compiling and updating a list of antiquated sayings.

No.1 on her list is "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter wouldn't melt in her mouth"

 

[Dayvo]

AP has led a very promiscuous life; so promiscuous, in fact, that he was born without a virginity to lose!

 

[Speicher]

Dayvo is wondering why Roland Garros never plays at Wimbledon.

 

[accountantpete]

Speicher currently has 8 England flags adorned to her car - which has caused quite a flutter in her street.

 

[Archie_tect]

ACP played football, once.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Archie tect was banned from playing football after the incident with Beckham and the offside flag

 

[Archie_tect]

[He shouldn't have walked away...]

 

[Dayvo]

Archie tect escaped from prison recently.

He was in for a three-month sentence, but it took him six months to escape.