Post a lie about the poster above.

[Mad Doug Biker]

Actually, I was taken to the vet, HOWL!!

Speicher once got to play with Mr Benn's balls.

 

[accountantpete]

Mad Doug has only got one ball,
The other is in the Albert Hall
His mother, the dirty bugger,
Chopped it off when he was small.
She threw it, into the apple tree
The wind blew it into the deep blue sea
Where the fishes got off their dishes and ate scallops and bollocks for tea

 

[Monsieur Remings]

AP walks around his office, delirious with laughter, saying 'Go on punk, calculate my pay.'

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mad Doug has only got one ball,
The other is in the Albert Hall
His mother, the dirty bugger,
Chopped it off when he was small.
She threw it, into the apple tree
The wind blew it into the deep blue sea
Where the fishes got off their dishes and ate scallops and bollocks for tea

Owww!, I'm still scared for life over that, there was NO need to bring it up again you f*ckin' B*****d!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

AP walks around his office, delirious with laughter, saying 'Go on punk, calculate my pay.'

MR wanted to be a Punk but was never bad enough.

 

[TVC]

MDB settled on being a New Romantic, but annoyed his mum when he nicked all her make up.

 

[TheDoctor]

TCV is an old romantic, and buys flowers every day.

 

[Browser]

TheDoctor is just old.............................

 

[accountantpete]

The Browser always walks around with a road shoe and cleat on his right foot and barefoot on the left.

 

[Browser]

Are you stalking me or summat?!

 

[accountantpete]

Are you stalking me or summat?!

No! -It's just the way that the sea is going uphill in your avatar!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

AccountantPete thinks that Banner Man by Blue Mink is the greatest song ever written.

He also doesn't believe that East is really East, but, annyway.

 

[TVC]

The wonderful thing about MDB is, MDB is a wonderful thing, his top is made out of rubber and his bottom is made out of spring.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I'm a Cousin of Zebedee. What can I say, other than

Time for bed!

Boing!

 

[TVC]

MDB hops into bed with anyone, particularly if they have 5p on them.