Post a lie about the poster above.

[Dayvo]

PaulB is an Everton supporter, but because he's colour blind ended up supporting El Pool, and his family didn't have the heart to tell him!

 

[TVC]

Dayvo actually lives in Hounslow

 

[Dayvo]

The Velvet Curtain is actually a Venetian Blind and should pull himself together!

 

[PaulB]

Dayvo is a Gooner. He is the founder member of the Tony Adams fan club and has Arsene Wenger on speed dial.

 

[Mr Pig]

Paul B is a cousin of Michael Gambon.

 

[PaulB]

You know grass, right? Well Mr Pig has no concept of it.

 

[Dayvo]

PaulB wants to get a job at the cinema as a bouncer!

 

[Mr Pig]

Dayvo is ashamed of being black.

 

[PaulB]

Mr Pig isn't afraid of heights. He's afraid of widths.

 

[ComedyPilot]

Mr Pig is in fact English, and effects a Scottish accent to fool his neighbours

 

[threebikesmcginty]

ComedyPilot has a crease ironed into the front of his jeans

 

[ComedyPilot]

3BMcG avatar is actually a real life photo

 

[Toshiba Boy]

ComedyPilot shaves his pubic hairs regularly, to fill handmade pillows for orphaned hamsters.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

that's not a lie CP!, anyway you wear socks and sandals

edit - and you toshiba boy!

 

[PaulB]

threebikesmcginty, far from having three bikes, actually has none. He is an imposter who drives a 4x4 monster truck and flicks lighted fags out of his window at cyclists who have the misfortune to be near him on his way to close down hospitals and demolish orphanages.