Post a lie about the poster above.

[ComedyPilot]

PaulB has been recruited as a security consultant for Warner Bros Cinemas

 

[PaulB]

ComedyPilot was the third Kray twin.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

PaulB is the love child of Barbera Cartland and Ted Rodgers

 

[Young Un]

threebikesmcginty only has two bikes, not three

 

[Wigsie]

Young Un has not ridden without stabilisers for years. ever since Sitting duck ate his courage

 

[TVC]

Young Un is not scared of girls

 

[badkitty]

Velvet Curtain learned everything he knows from an alien called Chocky

 

[Wigsie]

Bad kitty is not th elust object of CP

 

[Young Un]

Young Un is not scared of girls

ooooooooo low blow

 

[threebikesmcginty]

YU is 72

 

[beanzontoast]

The Velvet Curtain owns a shop of the same name where they produce window blinds out of a well-known brand of loo roll.

 

[Hilldodger]

All of the above ('cept me) ENJOY shopping at Halfords

 

[beanzontoast]

Hilldodger says he comes from sunny Leicester.

 

[TVC]

beanzontoast is allergic to bread

 

[Young Un]

The Velvet Curtain, really does grind away on his granny!