Post a lie about the poster above.

[Dayvo]

TVC wanted to be the anti-Christ, but his mum just became cross with him.

 

[Speicher]

TVC wanted to go cycling yesterday evening, but had a Merlot to take care of first.

 

[Speicher]

Dayvo has finished working for the day!

 

[Dayvo]

Dayvo has finished working for the day!

Dayvo finished three hours ago!

Speicher might start working one day - even though she has a job!

 

[accountantpete]

Dayvo dresses as a tramp but the heat makes him irritable.








he's a hot cross bum

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Accountantpete once ogled a fair maid with long flowing flaxen hair and a lovely bum


...until they turned round and he realised it was a bloke.

 

[TVC]

MDB used to hang around with tramps, but they asked him to go away because he was lowering the tone.

[BTW Merlot has just been outside for the first time, she's not too sure she likes the breeze]

 

[threebikesmcginty]

TVC was the lift operator (down elevator only) at 10 Downing Street when Mr Blair was PM but they asked him to leave because he was always lowering the Tone.

 

[colly]

TBM's plays on words get better and better.

 

[TVC]

Colly's grasp of word play is so good they keep trying to get him in Dictionary Corner.

 

[Speicher]

TVC often enjoys sitting on the riverbank on a Sunday afternoon.
He very rarely catches anything. He is fishing for compliments.

 

[Aperitif]

Speicher can be trusted to keep Mum, rather than tell a lie...

 

[Cubist]

Aperitif can't be trusted to keep mum. Or any of the other Lego characters.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Cubist used to work for Lego - he didn't think much to the company car though, it was self assembly.

 

[Cubist]

3BM used to work for MFI. He was eventually sacked after telling a grumpy customer with a return that he should put it up himself......