accountantpete
OAP
26x25 starts the day with two eggs, a round slice of black pudding and a curved rasher of bacon on his plate. It's a hangover from his childhood when his mother was always telling him to stop making faces.
Monsieur Remings said:The both of them were even moved on for hanging around outside Mad Doug's cake shop where they proceeded to go on a right Benn-der. Off they went, thinking, if we drink enough we might even commit another apostrophe.
Uncle Mort said:Monsieur Remings a la plume de ma tante.
Mad Doug Biker said:Uncle Mort was born with 3 legs.